After that harrowing experience at Quinault in Olympic National Park, we had worked up a bit of a hunger.
Passing by a fast-food strip in the town of Elma reminded me that I had yearned to have some KFC in the USA. Why, I do not know, as I do not eat KFC regularly nor have any desire to during my regular life. However I somehow convinced Sharon we had to take care of some fast food tastings as well... and it happened.
My original plan of trying the standard 2-piece meal was replaced when I saw a "deal" that we do not have in Canada, but have only dreamed of... in disgust. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the Double Down:
The double-down sandwich on the left is the ultimate expression of fast-food-meat-packing gluttony. Instead of bread, it's chicken. And in between the "chicken-bread", lies cheese, bacon, and some ridiculously high-fat creamy sauce. And even more ludicrous are the sauces they give you for dipping, as if the cream-covered secret herbs and spices from the Colonel wasn't enough.
And note in also pictured sauces, they aren't real. It's not honey, it's "honey sauce": corn syrup, then honey. It's not butter, it's "buttery spread"... I can't remember what's in that, but it isn't margarine either. And don't forget to have some ranch with that.
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